Principal Anon

Story
In the story Principal Anon is either an individual or a group of people who conduct experiments on the students with questionable legality. They started the job in 1979, which happens to be Ms. Smith's senior year, and continue to run the school. Sexual favors and entertainment seem to be his secondary goal behind testing out a series of top-secret genetic technology, as well as torture methods.

Meta
In reality, Principal Anon is a name given to posters on the Bullshit Catholic School 4 Grills threads on 4chan's /r9k/ board. No real identity can be given to those outside tripfags and the OP (who often goes anonymous himself.) As "Principal Anon" browses 4chan, and the /r9k/ board in particular, it is safe to say he's probably between the ages of 15-30, and most likely a virgin and/or a fan of anime, though no real statistics can prove or disprove this.